Danno's Fall TV Guide


So...you want the scoop on this years premier episodes for the new TV season? Well, look no further. Danno has the insider info!

HOMICIDE - A comdey-drama about the everyday ongoings of a suberbian Post Office WARNING: Graphic Violence

CHICAGO HOPE - Three Cubs fans attempt suicide following another dreadful season at Wrigley Field

ELLEN - Ellen is asked out on a date by Janet Reno, but can't decide if it qualifies as a heterosexual or homosexual relationship

AMERICA'S FUNNIEST VIDEOS - Side splitting humor as we see a man accidently cutting off his arm while using an axe, a woman drowns in her swimming pool, and gun wielding child accidently impales his mother with a steak knife!

THE SIMPSONS - In this delightful romp, roomates OJ and Kato get into an argument when OJ accuses Kato of stealing his glove, while Kato accuses OJ of stealing his brain.

JENNY - This Jenny McCarthy sitcom gets a thumbs down because Jenny is fully-clothed throughout. I expected more...or less actually

7th HEAVEN - Spinoff from the ever popular: 6th Heaven

JUST SHOOT ME - Dr. Jack Kevorkian opens a practice in a small quaint New Hampshire town, and trades in his needles and syringes for a pistol

CLUELESS - Dan Quayle's attempt to become a Vice President-strictly fantasy entertainment

VERONICA'S CLOSET (new) - Veronica opens her closet and out pops Ellen Degeneres

MEN BEHAVING BADLY - A group of TV programmers get together and create a new network that they decide to call the WB Network-it's funny to see their constant failures and blunders

ANYONE SEEN DICK? (possible mid-season replacement) John and Lorraina Bobbit reconcile and move back in together for a riotous good time

COPS - Police go undercover in the Dallas Cowboy locker room

GOMER PYLE ARMY - In the premier episode of this returning series, Gomer enlists in the army and is accused of sexual misconduct-Seargant Carter attempts to cover it up-special guest star: Judge Clarence Thomas


Enjoy your new TV Season!


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