If Drew Barrymore married Drew Carey, her name would also be Drew Carey........Is there an uglier body part than the pancreas?....... Who was the schlep who wrote "Happy Birthday"? The guy must have put alot of thought into it, the song has six whole words in it...... I'm going to miss Roddy McDowell, oh wait...no, I'm thinking of pro wrestler Rod Roddy Piper, nevermind......Sylvestor Stallone and Sylvestor of Looney Tunes have the same vocabulary.....If I owned a custard pie stand on some roadside, I'd name it Custard's Last Stand ........If the porridge came from the same pot, how is it that the three bears soup temperature was so different?......If I owned a domed stadium, I'd call it the Con-Dome......You heard it here first: Pro Wrestling is fixed......Is it me, or does Sharon Stone sound like she belongs in Bedrock?......I don't believe Pete Rose bet on baseball. He is a stand up guy. He's lost thousands of dollars betting on football games, but he has always paid me in a timely fashion........Does anyone else beside me miss Kerplunk?...... Remember the TV show "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"? Well I owned a Chevy Bel Air, and I had an air freshener in it, get it?.....So, John Glenn is going into space again at age 70 something. Maybe they should call this Apoli-grip 13.......Is it me, or would unicycles be easier to ride if they had two wheels?.....Are butterflies attracted to your windshield too?......Doesn't Liz Taylor look great for someone who is, oh wait...I'm thinking of Rip Taylor, nevermind.......who would have thought that Wesson Oil could be used for cooking too?..... Ever wonder why cats land on all fours? Well take it from me, they don't when dropped from a twelve story building......Doesn't monopoly sound like it should be played alone?......Am I the only one who mixes up the word tenticles with testicles?......Can you believe USA Today pays me for this crap?.......
This page is dedicated to Larry King, but it is also dedicated to Mary Frann, best known as Newhart's wife in the Newhart series. It has been a joy to watch her in one of my all time favorite TV Shows. Though her death did not get alot of news coverage, it was sad for me. Thanks for the memories Mary!
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